A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
Monday, July 28, 2008
Gaming gaming gaming
Settler's with colleagues
went to the hv settler, first time there, located at quite wulu place, then looks a bit old, heng we gotten the second floor to ourselves, its nice and cosy upstairs!!! hehe
so many funny things happen, that still send smiles to my face when i am writing this...
1) my daddy's Joke Of The Day: CREATIVE CAT!!!
~ we playing 'cranium', which is recommended by brother, something like pictionary, so there daddy had to draw. his team trying so hard to guess, then he revealed the answer: Creative Cat!!! then we realise that creative cat is the brand of the game,and every hint card got creative cat written on it, damn funny!!!
2) still at daddy's team
they were quite sway to get the difficult cards, so they never really progress. so tree joked that shd take camera, take their tile's place on the boardgame every half an hr, and it will always be at the same spot, :P
3) 82sis and Chan's forfeit
mum tot of the forfeit, and its to kiss the waiter (one of the waiters quite cute btw). of cos the forfeit gals trying to push away. then finally as its getting late, 82ssis plucked the courage and asked the waiter who is sweeping the floor whether he can help us. wah, his reaction damn funny lorz, he was like: 'NOOOOooooooooooooo!!!' my 82sis never even tell him wat it is. in the end, the sporting girls gave him a hug each,hehe
The dark knight
felt that the dark knight is a little too dark for me...yup, i noe this sounds a little corny :P
Wanko sale
super nice clothes at wanko and they at 50% off, grab them while it lasts!!!
went to the hv settler, first time there, located at quite wulu place, then looks a bit old, heng we gotten the second floor to ourselves, its nice and cosy upstairs!!! hehe
so many funny things happen, that still send smiles to my face when i am writing this...
1) my daddy's Joke Of The Day: CREATIVE CAT!!!
~ we playing 'cranium', which is recommended by brother, something like pictionary, so there daddy had to draw. his team trying so hard to guess, then he revealed the answer: Creative Cat!!! then we realise that creative cat is the brand of the game,and every hint card got creative cat written on it, damn funny!!!
2) still at daddy's team
they were quite sway to get the difficult cards, so they never really progress. so tree joked that shd take camera, take their tile's place on the boardgame every half an hr, and it will always be at the same spot, :P
3) 82sis and Chan's forfeit
mum tot of the forfeit, and its to kiss the waiter (one of the waiters quite cute btw). of cos the forfeit gals trying to push away. then finally as its getting late, 82ssis plucked the courage and asked the waiter who is sweeping the floor whether he can help us. wah, his reaction damn funny lorz, he was like: 'NOOOOooooooooooooo!!!' my 82sis never even tell him wat it is. in the end, the sporting girls gave him a hug each,hehe
The dark knight
felt that the dark knight is a little too dark for me...yup, i noe this sounds a little corny :P
Wanko sale
super nice clothes at wanko and they at 50% off, grab them while it lasts!!!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
2 funny jokes
Engineer in hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Fastest dad
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Fastest dad
Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
Friday, July 18, 2008
Chibi, Grand Copthorn and JAng Shou Korean BBQ
last weekend was a hectic weekend again! sighz, weekend seldom had the chance to nuah, always got things to do de,haha..this weekend must nuah at home!
Chibi ( i like to pronouce as Chi-PI) is goooooooooooooood. Good plot, witty dialogues and most impt, handsome and charming (i tink guan yu and zhao zilong are so coolz) actors! but ending a bit abrupt, must wait till dec/jan to watch 2nd part...
then sun went grand copthorn to see see look look the bridal show. we were late and when we reached, we asked whats on the pgm, only got fashion show followed by high tea, so we pondered pondered...whether worth the price. in the end, still went. the fashion show is like dat lorz, we find the models very familiar, i tink they use same models for all the bridal shows,grinz. the high tea was......CHAOTIC. cos its buffet style, then must q like pri sch students. q until very looooooooooong. saving grace was got abalone and sharks fin!! then we went for lucky draw, our number was 271, guess wats the first prize? 270!!!!!! #%%$&*$&^%* if we have not pondered pondered earlier, we could have won the bloody first prize!!! damn funny lorz
then went to marc's dinner to celebrate his first salary, so proud of him! first time i treid the jang shou korean bbq at esplanade, it was yummy!! i like the cold soba with sesame, so nice! the kimchi also sedap. eat eat eat. i love to eat :P
Chibi ( i like to pronouce as Chi-PI) is goooooooooooooood. Good plot, witty dialogues and most impt, handsome and charming (i tink guan yu and zhao zilong are so coolz) actors! but ending a bit abrupt, must wait till dec/jan to watch 2nd part...
then sun went grand copthorn to see see look look the bridal show. we were late and when we reached, we asked whats on the pgm, only got fashion show followed by high tea, so we pondered pondered...whether worth the price. in the end, still went. the fashion show is like dat lorz, we find the models very familiar, i tink they use same models for all the bridal shows,grinz. the high tea was......CHAOTIC. cos its buffet style, then must q like pri sch students. q until very looooooooooong. saving grace was got abalone and sharks fin!! then we went for lucky draw, our number was 271, guess wats the first prize? 270!!!!!! #%%$&*$&^%* if we have not pondered pondered earlier, we could have won the bloody first prize!!! damn funny lorz
then went to marc's dinner to celebrate his first salary, so proud of him! first time i treid the jang shou korean bbq at esplanade, it was yummy!! i like the cold soba with sesame, so nice! the kimchi also sedap. eat eat eat. i love to eat :P
Sunday, July 6, 2008
beauty tips...
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
~Audrey Hepburn~
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
~Audrey Hepburn~
Friday, July 4, 2008
girls nite out, whee~~
perfume fm the girls!
earrings fm dearest lx!
dav, jill and lx
handmade keychain fm cambodia!
jill and jac at Molly
Jenga time!
leaning tower of pisa?
lx,THE engineer, at work!
me, jac and hm, say cheeZ!
dav, jill and lx
handmade keychain fm cambodia!
jill and jac at Molly
Jenga time!
leaning tower of pisa?
lx,THE engineer, at work!
me, jac and hm, say cheeZ!
after work went to meet my galfrens at clark quay to the settlers cafe, cos i never been there before :P
dav babe was puntual and 1st to reach restaurant and i was 2nd,grinz. the settler's waiters were quite friendlyand kept introing us game to play, but somehow, they kept intro us cheem games, like 'big fish', some terrotory game etc until dav babe has to say: 'can we have some brainless game plssssssss?' haha. when lx (after her mission of getting my pressie,grinz) and hm arrive, we finally had some simple brainless game of Jenga, so fun!!!
food was ok, though we (mine was the only one that came early) waited an awful time of up to 2 hours for the food to arrive!!! you noe how hungry leads to angry... we were quite pissed. they came up with so many explanations (excuses maybe?) , first waiter said: miscommunicatoin in kitchen, 2nd waiter said: stove broke down?!? yeah sure, how come other patrons who arrive later still get their food?!?! i feel bad cos it was i chose this place and apparently, it is a wrong place....
pressie time! the 5 gals gave me what i wanted, anna sui perfume! jac chose 'flight of fance', super nice smell, she got good taste! my dear lx gotten me earrings fm Kunst fm Central, super nice too! and she also gave me a nice handmade keychain fm her cambodia trip! all made me happy happy! thanks babes!
aniawez after that we went to Molly at boat quay, where we felt like a 'foreigner' among the caucasians eating there,haha. we asked for the drinks menu and the waiter answer: 'hello, this is irish pub, we dun have menus for drink!?!' we girls so suaku, we never knew that?! we ordered the desserts which are quite nice.
overall, great girly outing! :P
dav babe was puntual and 1st to reach restaurant and i was 2nd,grinz. the settler's waiters were quite friendlyand kept introing us game to play, but somehow, they kept intro us cheem games, like 'big fish', some terrotory game etc until dav babe has to say: 'can we have some brainless game plssssssss?' haha. when lx (after her mission of getting my pressie,grinz) and hm arrive, we finally had some simple brainless game of Jenga, so fun!!!
food was ok, though we (mine was the only one that came early) waited an awful time of up to 2 hours for the food to arrive!!! you noe how hungry leads to angry... we were quite pissed. they came up with so many explanations (excuses maybe?) , first waiter said: miscommunicatoin in kitchen, 2nd waiter said: stove broke down?!? yeah sure, how come other patrons who arrive later still get their food?!?! i feel bad cos it was i chose this place and apparently, it is a wrong place....
pressie time! the 5 gals gave me what i wanted, anna sui perfume! jac chose 'flight of fance', super nice smell, she got good taste! my dear lx gotten me earrings fm Kunst fm Central, super nice too! and she also gave me a nice handmade keychain fm her cambodia trip! all made me happy happy! thanks babes!
aniawez after that we went to Molly at boat quay, where we felt like a 'foreigner' among the caucasians eating there,haha. we asked for the drinks menu and the waiter answer: 'hello, this is irish pub, we dun have menus for drink!?!' we girls so suaku, we never knew that?! we ordered the desserts which are quite nice.
overall, great girly outing! :P
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